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The Preamble:

This is an old school blog. It's called a flippin' web page you talk about your stuff on. I don't know what yahoo decided web pages should become blogs, but sure wasn't me. I'm writing this page right now in a WYSIWYG editor. When I first started doing web page no such thing existed. We coded HTML in a text editor using editing commands. The editor was named "vi" and was standard under pretty much all variants of UNIX. At the time, I was using Apollo Domain/OS, under which you could run a Bourne or BSD shell (not sure of the exact mix of shells). But, who gives a flying leap onto a speeding locomotive... it's old school, nobody really gives a shit how you do it, just as long as it gets done... on time... on budget.

Here we amigos, adios Muskatels... hells bells, AC/DC is a hell of a band, but the new signer just don't quit do it for me... that was what, 30 years ago... :)

Now that the preamble is over, ladies and gentlemen

Fast Jimmy's Old School Blog

OK, this is just some random shit for now, because when the Internet first came up, you would find this kind of crap all the time. I'm not fucking kidding. Peoples grocery list, pictures of their kids, home made porno with animals and trombones, I'm telling man it was the fucking wild fucking west... fuck fuck fuck ... just like that :) Nobody was watching what the fuck was going on and nobody cared, and fucking Al Gore was no fucking where to be fucking seen :) No that's a lot of fucks, but wild west, get it nobody gave a flying fuck onto a fuck three fucking humped fucking camel... fuck!!!

So that's it for now, with the rediculously small pint and bo spelt specker... wild pest ja... it was bilde... :) This be about 1989 time frame...