Big Butts Are Beautiful by Jimmy Hale

Got all them skinny butts hanging out on TV
They can just stay there, no skinny butts for me
Big butts, Big butts
Big butts are beautiful
Gotta have a big butt to keep your hands full

Got all them skinny butts on them magazines
Don’t want no skinny butts hangin’ on my scene
Big butts, Big butts
Big butts are beautiful
Gotta have a big butt to keep your hands full

How do you know if it’s big enough?
Get an airborne scanner, says needs its own truck
Big butts, Big butts
Big butts are beautiful
Gotta have a big butt to keep your hands full

Over the years you might say it’s grown
Woke up one morning it’s got a mind of it own
Big butts, Big butts
Big butts are beautiful
Gotta have a big butt to keep your hands full

Ain’t really the size, more a state of mind
That big butt attitudes says it’s party time
Big butts, Big butts
Big butts are beautiful
Gotta have a big butt to keep your hands full

So if anyone tells you lose that big butt and fast
Tell ‘em Fast Jimmy says kiss my big fat ass
Big butts, Big butts
Big butts are beautiful
Gotta have a big butt to keep your hands full