I = Interviewer.

M = The Mystic of Cascadia.

I : Have you ever thought about coming back to this Universe as a fire breathing dragon?

M : I’ve done it many times. Mostly I fly over the poles so that I don’t get seen, but one time I flew over Portland Oregon and got spotted by the Blue Angels. It got reported as a UFO, but I flew maneuvers with those guys/gals and at the end I left them in the dust. In the middle of the night I flew up the Columbia River Gorge, leaving a rooster tail a 100 feet high. Scarred the shit out of some fishermen.

One of these days I’ll pick you up and take you for a ride. I can guarantee it will be the wildest ride of your life!!!!