Believe it or not, Moose Lee played running back for Oregon State University. It was a little awkward to have a moose hanging out with a bunch of beavers, but it worked out killer to have him as a blazing fire ball running through defensive lines. Having horns were pretty useful for a running back, although getting that massive rack through the ear holes of the helmet was a bit of a challenge. Unfortunately he was forced to quit after decapitating a moron who tried to spear him in the head. Moose just turned his head and the antlers took care of the rest. The morons head did sail through the uprights for three points. Well, at least some folks that it should have counted. Such was the short career of the world’s greatest running back.