My name is Moose Lee, and I’m a freakin’ bad ass. I got famous being a running back in the NFL. My band Moose Attack, for which I play lead guitar, was also semi-famous, but using my rack to mow down people was my claim to fame… literally.

Since I retired from football I have been a private detective. You may ask how does a moose lay low like private dicks often have to do. I rely on people thinking they’re hallucinating. I mean who in their right mind would believe a moose would be hiding behind some house plant. So I get by. You’ll see as I recount my exploits and seeing is believing.

Then there;s also the fact that I’m a Mystic, but explaining that will have to wait for at least a bit of the story to unfold… trust me, you won’t believe any of it otherwise.