When he pulled out his sword the man who he’d impaled fell to the ground making a bib “thump” sound. Those fighting around him stopped and stared in his direction.

“The king is dead,” he yelled. “Long live the king!”

All those around, on both sides of the battle, took a knee and placed a hand over their heart. In unison, all yelled, “The king is dead, long live the king!!!”

Thus began the reign of Falcao, mystic, warrior, musician, wizard, and now monarch of all the known world.