I = Interviewer.

M = The Mystic of Cascadia.

I : What is the most fun you’ve had transporting?

M : That’s an easy one. I often transport to a Universe where fire breathing dragons fly in the sky. I transport myself as a dragon, and just the experience of flying is enough to make it my favorite. I have had some altercations with other dragons and humans, but nothing too terrible has happened.

One time I transported into an area where humans hunted dragons for fun. One of my most favorite experiences as a dragon was fucking with these humans, burning them, their towns, their fields. I’ve taught them not to fuck with dragons because you never know when you’ll piss off a particularly nasty dragon like I can be when angered.

And of course aerial matting is also a high point. Rising to tens of thousands of feet high, then coupling and free falling during the love making. Hard to top that experience.

But probably my favorite experience was volunteering for an army that was trying to protect it’s people from a murderous tyrant. Lighting up the tyrants army, lighting up the tyrant himself, was just crazy fun. Of course afterwards comes the remorse for killing those dragged into the war against their will. But you can’t fight an evil tyrant without some innocent people getting hurt or killed. It’s just a guilt you have to learn to live with.

I : Think you could take me to this Universe sometime?

M : I could but I won’t. I doubt if you went there, and once you’ve been a dragon, you would never come back.